fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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