Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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