Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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