Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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