You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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