I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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