Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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