he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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