69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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