I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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