is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So vagazzling was a success
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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