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(818): View more from California

You work out of a Hotel?

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(914): View more from New York

Did I miss anything?

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A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.

(914): View more from New York

so we also did drugs

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them

(718): View more from New York

pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed

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(636): View more from Missouri

you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest

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