did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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