my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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