yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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