brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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