I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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