So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
