I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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