I just made out with a guy for $7.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
is this the sara with the beer cane?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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