SEEEEXXX PLEASE
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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