We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I didn't notice because vodka
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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