quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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