just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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