It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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