just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Need sex. Gaining weight.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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