Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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