Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I understand Curling. That high.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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