Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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