There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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