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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?

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(217): View more from Illinois

The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left

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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie

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(850): View more from Florida

if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him

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(541): View more from Oregon

It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"

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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white

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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please

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(315): View more from New York

Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.

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