from now on my penis is your penis
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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