Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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