It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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