Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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