im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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