dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
