She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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