Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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