Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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