I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You pole danced in your parka.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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