...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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