Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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