you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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