She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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