Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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