I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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