I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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