When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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