i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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