I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
