TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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