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I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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