I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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