Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
