So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
